Columns
Constantly Hating: The Year of the Hater
In a year of excessive hating, Eli separates the real from the fake.
Bells & Whistles: LAZER DIM and the trap of novelty
Thoughts on one of the breakout rappers of 2024.
Constantly Hating: I still don’t get country
Eli’s thoughts on Beyoncé’s country pivot and America’s favorite genre.
Constantly Hating: Eli Schoop’s Worst Albums of 2023
Resident skeptic Eli Schoop goes 1v1 with several albums of the year: Jessie Ware, 100 gecs, Noname, Navy Blue and more.
Bells & Whistles: The Sexyy Red Olympics
A chaotic night in Los Angeles, plus new songs from penelope*, KARRAHBOOO and more.